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Last login: 5 days agoEarthbound: Justin is a 23 year old single guy from Calvert City, Kentucky, USA.; Likes 1,239 pages, 1 video, 19 photos • 36 fans • Received 1 review; Member since Jan 25, 2006

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Ironic Sans: Bad Fake New Yorker Cartoons: Sep 24, 2007 4:54am 1 review cartoons
http://www.ironicsans.com/2007/07/bad_fake_new_yorker_cartoons.html; "It's obscure, but priceless... a faux New Yorker cartoon that utilizes characters from another cartoon that itself is a play on words from a fictional TV show (a show about nothing) discussing a New Yorker cartoon that was "stolen" from another cartoon.

I also appreciate it as all this makes it self-referential as well.

Just. Wow."

Creation Museum - Creation, Evolution, Science, Dinosaurs, Family, Christian Wor…: May 30, 2007 1:02pm 56 reviews
http://www.creationmuseum.org/; Now open 7 days a week!

AP Wire | 12/12/2006 | Case dismissed against Pa. teen who meowed at neighbor: Dec 12, 2006 12:50pm 1 review bizarre
http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centredaily/news/local/16221638.htm; A family gets rid of their cat after 78-year old woman complains it used her flower garden as a litter box. 14-year old then 'meows' when he sees her, and gets charged with harassment. And HE gets reprimanded by the judge.

NCBuy Weird News: 120-Year-Old Woman Claims Smoking Pot Everyday Is Her Secret T…: Dec 5, 2006 7:40am 8 reviews bizarre, marijuana
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2006-12-04/1013670.html; I wish I could live to be 120, but pot is illegal here as it funds terror.

http://www.heraldonline.com/109/story/9901.html: Dec 5, 2006 7:38am 5 reviews crime
http://www.heraldonline.com/109/story/9901.html; Mother says she 'didn't know what else to do', gives sob story about her unholy terror of a son. The gift, a Game Boy Advance, would have been his in a few weeks. But according to his great-grandmother, "He took it without permission. He wanted it. He just took it." Astounding.

Back to the Future timeline - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Dec 1, 2006 9:43am 3 reviews crime
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future_timeline; I love how ridiculously detailed this is. I get it now!

http://upper.us.edu/faculty/smith/reuleaux.htm: Dec 1, 2006 9:27am 8 reviews mathematics
http://upper.us.edu/faculty/smith/reuleaux.htm; Reuleaux triangles make it possible to drill a square hole. At my job I make crankshafts using lathe inserts that look exactly like this, except they are only a few centimeters thick. Instead of drilling vertically and making a square hole, they go horizontally or diagonally.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/chi-061130guacamole,0,5114369.story…: Nov 30, 2006 8:44am 2 reviews real-estate
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/chi-061130guacamole,0,5114369.st...; Woman suing Kraft over lack of avacado in their guacamole product, claiming "It just didn't taste avacadoey." On one hand, I support fucking over multinational corporations. On the other, the sheer insanity that she is suing instead of say, writing them a complaint letter, is a soul-crushing indication of how America is increasingly turning into a bunch of knee-jerk reactionary morons who file frivolous lawsuits at any opportunity. $$$$$$!!!!!